Three word story...

[worldspy99]

in anticipation of

 

[MicrosoftFoLife]

Microsoft to rule

 

[raycpl]

the magical 1030

 

[sd173]

And Lumia 1000

 

[altafmahmood]

As they rule

 

[ArthJar]

The unicorn land...

 

[Jazmac]

In Redmond city...

 

[Bee Mon]

the Build event

 

[worldspy99]

they decided that

 

[Cesar Gomez Hernandez]

Not release the

 

[bayanii]

KRAKEN on competitors.

 

[MicrosoftFoLife]

But they released

 

[raycpl]

Cortana munching crackers

 

[MSFTisMIA]

wearing XBox1 Underwear

 

[Jazmac]

Cortana then discovered..

 

[worldspy99]

that Google Now

 

[ArthJar]

Isn't worth the...

 

[altafmahmood]

Attention it has

 

[raycpl]

and Glass shatters...

 

[MSFTisMIA]

As Cortana screams