Three word story...

[djeire84]

Laugh out loud

 

[worldspy99]

without any evidence

 

[djeire84]

You would know

 

[worldspy99]

because you were

 

[bokchoy1]

once a proctologist

 

[raycpl]

running for president

 

[Laura Knotek]

of city council

 

[raycpl]

of Elrond, but

 

[djeire84]

I got greedy

 

[worldspy99]

and decided that

 

[djeire84]

Sandwiches are delish

 

[sinime]

dook, DOOK, DOOK!

 

[djeire84]

What the F...

 

[worldspy99]

Never gonna survive

 

[anon(9236402)]

this zombie apocalypse

 

[djeire84]

Need walking dead

 

[worldspy99]

a stellar show

 

[djeire84]

Yes it is

 

[worldspy99]

Time to fly!

 

[djeire84]

Your so lucky!!