Three word story...

[bo_woods]

But then the

 

[sinime]

albatross apparently abandoned

 

[worldspy99]

the remaining flock

 

[gpobernardo]

while dismemberingly discombobulating

 

[bo_woods]

The great moose

 

[bokchoy1]

wearing fake antlers

 

[desertedhell]

Who just wouldn't

 

[worldspy99]

work with Santa

 

[bo_woods]

Got a spanking

 

[worldspy99]

from the gardener

 

[raycpl]

of Eden. "Damnit......"

 

[bokchoy1]

said Santa, "I

 

[raycpl]

kidnapped Bambi's cousin"

 

[gpobernardo]

, he paused abruptly

 

[worldspy99]

to drink coffee

 

[sinime]

and reflect on

 

[gpobernardo]

the corrupt unanimity

 

[anon(9236402)]

that had forgotten

 

[bo_woods]

About the cheesecake

 

[worldspy99]

without any crust