Three word story...

[Nokia5110]

Bush v Clinton⁉

 

[worldspy99]

it's deja vu

 

[ULOP3Z]

On deez nuts

 

[someone2639]

* pump * got eem!

 

[ScrubbyXD]

I'm really tired

 

[raycpl]

of waiting around

 

[bokchoy1]

for stinkin' vapourware

 

[milfermon]

Cortana goes Android

 

[raycpl]

and kills em

 

[hiya15]

with sweet voice

 

[raycpl]

like siren calls

 

[worldspy99]

without any wails

 

[raycpl]

or mewing catfish

 

[bokchoy1]

, just Daisy Bell

 

[raycpl]

she's raising hell

 

[bokchoy1]

by selling earplugs

 

[gpobernardo]

to those who

 

[hiya15]

can not hear

 

[bokchoy1]

different pitches. Then

 

[raycpl]

she ate hamburgers