Three word story...

[raycpl]

for free 950XLs

 

[Icezickle]

Which were given

 

[Nokia5110]

to the WC

 

[Megatronus66]

To incinerate them

 

[raycpl]

by burning apples

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

Of SnowWhite given

 

[raycpl]

to feed fire-ants

 

[Icezickle]

And to cause

 

[raycpl]

Koolaid to boil

 

[Davey123]

like the rage

 

[raycpl]

against the machine

 

[Davey123]

gun-toting midget

 

[bokchoy1]

facing the massive

 

[Icezickle]

Army of ladybugs

 

[bokchoy1]

armed with pitchforks

 

[raycpl]

and durian gas

 

[Icezickle]

While they scaled

 

[Davey123]

the wall of

 

[telomoyo]

Your living room

 

[Davey123]

only to find