Three word story...

raycpl

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he couldn't swallow




(this thread is one I like, so I did a summary and collected all the post for past few pages,... what a laugh!!)

- - - the Goldfish cried, his tears rolled on his cried louder as bombs rained down Microsoft's Redmond Headquarters for free 950XLS which were given to the WC to incinerate them by burning Apples of SnowWhite. Given to feed fire-ants and to cause koolaid to boil like the rage against the machine. Gun totting midget facing massive army of ladybugs armed with pitchforks and durian gas.

While they scaled the wall of your living room, only to find pots of gold which are not to be used for planting flowers unless you want to slide down the dragon tail. One more time, whips Llamma ***

.... nobody touches Llama, except the Mighty Indestructible Nokia 3310 were thrown by the ninja turtles to cut pizzas.For my birthday, my anniversary, and Starwars VIII premier, which is today. A bygone era that I have become very paranoid like Bruce Wayne and his mysterious invisble ink handwriting. Not to mention, his hair was braided into pigtails that looked like Pippi Longstocking's, only the clumps in his head were more similar to hives. His allergy pills did not stop his stupidy because he was Windows 10 Rulez (his legal name) and then he tried to ski and he fell crashing into a tree full of bacon, eggs and cheese with sugar. Which he ate.

Pizza with pepperoni, topped with kimchi and jalapeno can-died sweet potatoes are kinda tasty in buttery mayonnaise. But dentists say avoid candy Apples because bucktoothed beavers will swallow up the essential nutrients outa your brain and then go start a zombie potluck dinner that Homer Simpson attended as main course. But his brains was working overtime, chewing up steak - - -
 
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