Three word story...

[Davey123]

of chocolate covered

 

[raycpl]

candy a**ed Jabroni

 

[Davey123]

exclaimed The Rock

 

[raycpl]

before getting tombstoned

 

[Davey123]

by a gigantic

 

[raycpl]

stinky fart that

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[Davey123]

melted my Windows10

 

[bokchoy1]

phone's back button,

 

[raycpl]

with pyroclastic explosions

 

[Nokia5110]

after Cruz trumped/trampled

 

[Nokia5110]

Trump in Iowa!

 

[raycpl]

He should be

 

[Icezickle]

At the salon

 

[bokchoy1]

trimming his moustache

 

[Icezickle]

And combing his

 

[Davey123]

hypocritical tone, which

 

[bokchoy1]

distorts reality like

 

[Davey123]

a magician performing

 

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The Bullet Catch

 

[Davey123]

from the bowels