Three word story...

[raycpl]

Resistance is futile

.... !!

 

[worldspy99]

said Donald Trump

 

[raycpl]

after rectal colonoscopy

.... !!

 

[mc_razza]

and proctological examination

 

[worldspy99]

and ruined posterior

 

[mc_razza]

cruciate ligament tears.

 

[worldspy99]

Walking with crutches

 

[bokchoy1]

makes Tweeting difficult

 

[worldspy99]

but attracts flies

 

[raycpl]

and rabbit zombies

.... !!

 

[worldspy99]

munching on carrots

 

[raycpl]

grown in Fukushima

 

[mc_razza]

, said Ted Nugent.

 

[worldspy99]

along with radishes

 

[mc_razza]

and fruit salads

 

[raycpl]

that Bugs Bunny

.... !!

 

[horseybob]

Said were radioactive

 

[bokchoy1]

but ate anyway.

 

[raycpl]

with thermonuclear wasabe

.... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

that glowed so