Three word story...

[mc_razza]

and black pudding

 

[worldspy99]

while practicing golf

 

[mc_razza]

in the bath

 

[raycpl]

as ducky drowns

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

in maple syrup

 

[raycpl]

from Canada, eh!

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

"That's racist!" said

 

[raycpl]

the human beans

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

from planet X.

 

[Josiah23]

While being such

 

[bokchoy1]

terrible poker players,

 

[worldspy99]

singing Karaoke haikus

 

[mc_razza]

and reverse limericks

 

[worldspy99]

whilst quaffing down

 

[bokchoy1]

three gallons of

 

[mc_razza]

liquified poutine, Donald

 

[raycpl]

, Daisy and Daffy

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

decided to elope

 

[xandros9]

with a cantaloupe

 

[worldspy99]

for the Pope