Three word story...

[mtf1380]

my sobriety declines.

 

[bokchoy1]

Meanwhile, my singing

 

[worldspy99]

caused by ringing

 

[raycpl]

waving, not drowning

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

zombies everywhere spawning

 

[mc_razza]

werewolves and vampires

 

[raycpl]

and vicious wererabbits

... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

caused the vase

 

[worldspy99]

to break up

 

[raycpl]

but super glue

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

instead of jello

 

[raycpl]

in the skull

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

requiring tremendous attention

 

[raycpl]

cos we're multilingual

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

and quite frugal

 

[raycpl]

Johnathan Livingston Seagull

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

yelled Sitting Bull!

 

[mc_razza]

"It smells fishy,"

 

[raycpl]

"Precioussssssssssssssss" hissed Gollum

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

as he murdered