Three word story...

[bokchoy1]

and snacking on

 

[worldspy99]

fried cheese curds

 

[raycpl]

and mystic mushrooms

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

in oyster sauce

 

[raycpl]

one teaspoon MSG

... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

without hand washing

 

[worldspy99]

and butt scratching

 

[bokchoy1]

caused a nasty

 

[worldspy99]

bout of syphyllis

 

[bokchoy1]

, the doctor prescribed

 

[worldspy99]

a tequila shot

 

[bokchoy1]

every hour and

 

[worldspy99]

shrieking hysterically loudly

 

[bokchoy1]

every four hours

 

[raycpl]

of leech therapy

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

sucking on venom

 

[raycpl]

found in apples

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

but not applesauce

 

[Josiah23]

But also in

 

[bokchoy1]

green Heinz ketchup