Three word story...

[mc_razza]

a wooden leg

 

[raycpl]

eaten by termites

... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

so it's half

 

[raycpl]

a pepperoni pizza

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

without any cheese

 

[raycpl]

for mutant turtles

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

high on adrenaline

 

[bokchoy1]

with opposable thumbs

 

[raycpl]

and wriggly tails

... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

like a goldfish's

 

[raycpl]

big bulging eyes

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

of the tiger

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

Wearing a bikini

 

[raycpl]

in mid winter

... !!

 

[bokchoy1]

and figure skating

 

[raycpl]

on thin ice

... !!

 

[mc_razza]

to meet you

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

For a special

 

[raycpl]

chilly midnight rendezvous

... !!

 

[worldspy99]

on the beach