Three word story...

[bokchoy1]

resulted in apes

 

[worldspy99]

starting a war

 

[bokchoy1]

to save humanity

 

[worldspy99]

from crazy bats

 

[raycpl]

from the belfry

... !

 

[worldspy99]

who were busy

 

[mc_razza]

making bat guano

 

[worldspy99]

nature's best fertilizer

 

[raycpl]

available on iTunes

... !

 

[worldspy99]

for virtually free

 

[raycpl]

money back guaranteed

... !

 

[mc_razza]

in three easy

 

[faisalbaba]

Me my myself

Sent from (iOK)

 

[raycpl]

I and I

... !

 

[mc_razza]

aye aye, Captain!

 

[worldspy99]

Because you are

 

[Icezickle]

Going the wrong

 

[worldspy99]

way into work

 

[mc_razza]

instead of driving

 

[bokchoy1]

a combine harvester