Three word story...

[anon(10237065)]

Meanwhile, our hero

 

[raycpl]

had a lobotomy

... !

 

[bokchoy1]

while his sidekick

 

[mc_razza]

had a vasectomy

 

[worldspy99]

Therefore, Wonder Woman

 

[raycpl]

wore Victoria Secret

... !

 

[worldspy99]

lavender lemongrass perfume

 

[raycpl]

in crystal bottles

... !

 

[mc_razza]

and made a

 

[worldspy99]

really big stink

 

[bokchoy1]

on the runway

 

[mc_razza]

making wide skidmarks

 

[raycpl]

and screeching noises

... !

 

[worldspy99]

but no crashes

 

[raycpl]

or coffee latte

 

[mc_razza]

which was late

 

[raycpl]

but not fake

... !

 

[mc_razza]

like Pamela Anderson's

 

[raycpl]

appetite for destruction

 

[worldspy99]

as a vegan