Three word story...

[sinime]

the funk of

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

stinky, wet socks

 

[raycpl]

causes IPhones to

 

[mpt15]

... spontaneously turn into ....

 

[vaultsurvivor]

A banana pile

 

[bayanii]

Which shot out ...

 

[raycpl]

... but misses target...

 

[unshavengarvit]

And suddenly disappears

 

[vaultsurvivor]

Leaving no trace

 

[bayanii]

.. Of retina display

 

[Jan Tomsic]

.. Of retina display

Which is worse

 

[raycpl]

.. than melting kitkats..

 

[sinime]

all over my

 

[micallan_17]

cookie pie and

 

[N_LaRUE]

roast dinner, but

 

[Westoncreg]

It ate itself

 

[raycpl]

..till it nearly....

 

[LTTG]

...exploded and harmed...

 

[sinime]

the neighbor's pet

 

[mpt15]

... racoon and fox.