Three word story...

[raycpl]

snake oil available

... !

 

[worldspy99]

for the salesman

 

[mc_razza]

driving a bus

 

[worldspy99]

with bald tires

 

[raycpl]

up Mount Everest

... !

 

[nate0]

with no brakes...

 

[worldspy99]

But loud music

 

[fatclue_98]

Always sounds good

Sent from my HP Elite x3 on mTalk

 

[worldspy99]

digital to analog

 

[nate0]

conversion while streaming

 

[worldspy99]

using a dialup

 

[nate0]

modem hacking method

 

[worldspy99]

to download games

 

[nate0]

with 1Tbit speeds!

 

[bokchoy1]

Only for $899.99

 

[worldspy99]

Some chump change

 

[fatclue_98]

Floyd Mayweather made

Sent from my HP Elite x3 on mTalk

 

[worldspy99]

beating Connor McGregor

 

[nate0]

like an omlet

 

[worldspy99]

No Sriracha sauce