Three word story...

[worldspy99]

she said that

 

[bokchoy1]

the vital ingredient

 

[raycpl]

was missing. Fortunately,

... !

 

[nate0]

I found a

 

[raycpl]

solution. Mama said

... !

 

[worldspy99]

was a condom

 

[raycpl]

and avoid cactus

... !

 

[bokchoy1]

when hunting sandworms

 

[worldspy99]

in the desert

 

[fatclue_98]

On a horse

 

[fatclue_98]

With no name

 

[worldspy99]

but a fan

 

[raycpl]

became a stalker

Sent from mTalk

 

[bokchoy1]

and without privacy,

 

[worldspy99]

on the internet

 

[fatclue_98]

Fake news rules

 

[worldspy99]

especially on Twitter

 

[raycpl]

twitterdee and twitterdumb

... !

 

[worldspy99]

met Donald Trump

 

[fatclue_98]

And got shafted