Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Of mass confusion

 

[worldspy99]

without any concussion

 

[fatclue_98]

CTE says otherwise

 

[Lobo Technician]

... sucking a toe ...

 

[Lobo Technician]

While Patriots win

 

[fatclue_98]

Oh shut up!!

 

[bokchoy1]

Double posting is

 

[worldspy99]

only allowed under

 

[raycpl]

mid-autumn festival celebrations

... !

 

[worldspy99]

that's a mouthful

 

[fatclue_98]

Said Monica Lewinsky

 

[raycpl]

under the table

Sent from mTalk

 

[fatclue_98]

Send the dress

 

[worldspy99]

whilst sloppily licking

 

[fatclue_98]

Not going there

 

[nate0]

because the time

 

[worldspy99]

for Twitter's short

 

[raycpl]

was getting longwinded

... !

 

[worldspy99]

too many emojis

 

[fatclue_98]

Not enough grammar