Three word story...

[N_LaRUE]

which there were

 

[worldspy99]

dime a dozen

 

[ArthJar]

Of brown dogs...

 

[worldspy99]

and white cats

 

[anon(5816156)]

And pink pigs

 

[N_LaRUE]

that were flying

 

[worldspy99]

so punch drunk

 

[raycpl]

on kool-aid

 

[N_LaRUE]

(kool-aid is one word technically)

with the added

 

[worldspy99]

Absolut vodka which

 

[yaro da yaar]

tastes like $hit

 

[worldspy99]

Long long time

 

[worldspy99]

ago, in a

 

[sinime]

Ghetto, far, far

 

[bsayegh]

actually pretty close

 

[worldspy99]

away, there was

 

[worldspy99]

someone wielding a

 

[Bee Mon]

large pink *****

 

[worldspy99]

that was inserted

 

[raycpl]

Into a brain