Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Goes down good

 

[raycpl]

as it gets

... !!!

 

[fatclue_98]

A happy ending

 

[bokchoy1]

just like Disney

 

[worldspy99]

While in Rome

 

[bokchoy1]

pickpockets artfully steal

 

[fatclue_98]

Your country’s elections

 

[worldspy99]

whilst eating cannolis

 

[fatclue_98]

Ditching the gun

 

[worldspy99]

in favor of

 

[bokchoy1]

torches and pitchforks

 

[worldspy99]

Very primitive weapons

 

[raycpl]

against a velociraptor

..!!

 

[worldspy99]

Which was extinct

 

[fatclue_98]

Not according to

 

[worldspy99]

climate change deniers

 

[raycpl]

Darn. Let's clone

... !

 

[worldspy99]

some other creatures

 

[mc_razza]

like the Dodo

 

[worldspy99]

whose cousin Frodo