Three word story...

[worldspy99]

Arkansas Razorback Hogs

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

who can't win

 

[raycpl]

because flat earth

... !

 

[worldspy99]

has been scorched

 

[fatclue_98]

Crazy cat ladies

 

[worldspy99]

are meowing everywhere

 

[raycpl]

, meanwhile Godzilla ate

... !

 

[worldspy99]

all the salamanders

 

[mc_razza]

in aisle 3

 

[raycpl]

in Area 51

... !

 

[worldspy99]

in the desert

 

[bokchoy1]

, so Kong retaliated

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

with wet spaghetti

 

[worldspy99]

by swatting away

 

[raycpl]

those paranoid androids

... !

 

[worldspy99]

who were furiously

 

[mc_razza]

furious about fury.

 

[raycpl]

Hairy, fuzzy, furry

... !

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

Now, I'm confused

 

[fatclue_98]

My life story