Three word story...

[worldspy99]

It's getting Stormy

 

[fatclue_98]

Oh that's cold

 

[Dono Newcomb]

Yet still warm

 

[worldspy99]

where it matters?

 

[raycpl]

but hardly important

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Not going there

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Because you're cheap!?

 

[fatclue_98]

Driving a Pinto

 

[MSFTisMIA]

without a license

 

[worldspy99]

and flat tires

 

[fatclue_98]

Full of fuel

 

[worldspy99]

perfect for exploding

 

[fatclue_98]

That's the ticket

 

[raycpl]

sold by scalpers

... !

 

[worldspy99]

for the pyrotechnics

 

[fatclue_98]

Hey! Beer money!

 

[raycpl]

and potato chips

... !

 

[worldspy99]

with Sriracha sauce

 

[fatclue_98]

Waiter! Zantac please.

 

[worldspy99]

And some milk