Three word story...

[altafmahmood]

dating Cortana in

 

[worldspy99]

a video game

 

[sinime]

About pot smuggling

 

[worldspy99]

across the border

 

[mike13ftw]

With Siri watching

 

[worldspy99]

feeling quite lonely

 

[hope4wp]

Along with GNow

 

[worldspy99]

Coffee and donuts

 

[hope4wp]

With more sugar

 

[worldspy99]

perfect for cops

 

[raycpl]

and NSA agents

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Who stalk Jay-Z

 

[worldspy99]

whilst Beyonc? is

 

[hope4wp]

In the secret

 

[worldspy99]

garden of Eden

 

[raycpl]

kissing the gardener

 

[worldspy99]

and biting the

 

[hope4wp]

Worms, caterpillars, butterflies

 

[raycpl]

from rockinghorse droppings

 

[hope4wp]

Whatever came in