Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Without Yul Brynner?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Don't be cheap

 

[worldspy99]

said the millionaire

 

[fatclue_98]

Counting his pennies

 

[worldspy99]

by his toes

 

[raycpl]

between the tulips

... !

 

[MSFTisMIA]

in the glen

 

[raycpl]

with Frodo Baggins

... !

 

[MSFTisMIA]

picking their noses

 

[raycpl]

in imaginative ways

... !

 

[MSFTisMIA]

while scaring children

 

[fatclue_98]

Pennywise releasing balloons

 

[raycpl]

filled with beer

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Chasing Bourbon shots

 

[MSFTisMIA]

With more pornstars

 

[worldspy99]

at an expo

 

[fatclue_98]

Filled with pornstars

 

[raycpl]

that wore clothes

... !!!

 

[worldspy99]

and nothing else

 

[fatclue_98]

That's no fun