Three word story...

[worldspy99]

a rare commodity

 

[fatclue_98]

More like extinct

 

[MSFTisMIA]

In these days

 

[fatclue_98]

Without border walls

 

[worldspy99]

especially with spikes

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And underpaid soldiers

 

[worldspy99]

On the border

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Missing the holidays

 

[worldspy99]

Without any pay

 

[fatclue_98]

Not getting paid

 

[worldspy99]

How about laid?

 

[fatclue_98]

Never an issue

 

[Lobo Technician]

Then there's Junior

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Being a pain

 

[worldspy99]

Whenever it's possible

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Are most asshats

 

[fatclue_98]

They run unopposed

 

[worldspy99]

in most cases

 

[fatclue_98]

Drugs were involved

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Escorts and guns