Three word story...

[raycpl]

have a cake

 

[worldspy99]

With no frosting

 

[raycpl]

or deepfried eels

 

[fatclue_98]

For instant diarrhea

 

[nate0]

I choose Megalax

 

[raycpl]

over iApple juice

 

[nate0]

For instant relief

 

[raycpl]

whenever Trump speaks

 

[fatclue_98]

My bowels revolt

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And projectile vomiting

 

[fatclue_98]

Hurling mushroom shaped

 

[raycpl]

phones from Nokia

 

[nate0]

Will never die

 

[worldspy99]

immortality is overrated

 

[MSFTisMIA]

So is democracy

 

[nate0]

Just like iphones

 

[raycpl]

stupidity is blind

 

[fatclue_98]

Ignorance is bliss

 

[nate0]

When buying iphones

 

[MSFTisMIA]

To look cool