Three word story...

[worldspy99]

Why not Sriracha?

 

[me just saying]

nope, no way

 

[fatclue_98]

Said Professor Ford

 

[raycpl]

and assistant Igor

 

[MSFTisMIA]

both are virgins

 

[worldspy99]

drinking strawberry margaritas

 

[me just saying]

while wearing skimpy

 

[raycpl]

yellow polka dots

 

[worldspy99]

totally in fashion

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Back in 1969

 

[raycpl]

just before 1970

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And those hippies

 

[fatclue_98]

Hitting the LSD

 

[me just saying]

and police officers

 

[raycpl]

doing the Timewarp

 

[worldspy99]

with tank tops

 

[fatclue_98]

You mean wifebeaters

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Getting locked up

 

[fatclue_98]

That's Alabama baby!

 

[MSFTisMIA]

So some dumbass