Three word story...

[me just saying]

as water boy

 

[worldspy99]

to deflate footballs

 

[fatclue_98]

And videotape opponents

 

[raycpl]

kissing a baboon

 

[fatclue_98]

On the lips

 

[worldspy99]

without any moisturizer

 

[me just saying]

at least it

 

[fatclue_98]

Tastes like chicken

 

[raycpl]

with wasabi sauce

 

[me just saying]

and horseradish on

 

[raycpl]

orcs and hobbits

 

[worldspy99]

boars and rabbits

 

[me just saying]

however it does

 

[worldspy99]

nothing to enhance

 

[nate0]

My Wasabi toothpaste

 

[me just saying]

because of illegal

 

[raycpl]

liquor in my

 

[nate0]

Hidden bomb shelter

 

[fatclue_98]

Another Bunker B***h

 

[raycpl]

Gloria and Edith