Three word story...

[amagner]

but not centurians

 

[raycpl]

in fetching tutus

 

[worldspy99]

and pink fedoras

 

[sahib lopez]

and dodge dart !

 

[worldspy99]

Wannabe Alfa Romeo

 

[sahib lopez]

cooler than 99

 

[mpt15]

warm apple pies

 

[raycpl]

at half price

 

[worldspy99]

two for one

 

[altafmahmood]

Stocks all finished

 

[AskaLangly]

Phone was bricked

 

[DBZo07]

Than its stone

 

[worldspy99]

worth its weight

 

[altafmahmood]

So I claimed

 

[raycpl]

"I am innocent"

 

[ArthJar]

But I knew

 

[amagner]

that wasn't true

 

[DBZo07]

What's the truth?

 

[raycpl]

Ask aunt Ruth...

 

[mpt15]

about Baby Ruth