Three word story...

[psoham777]

77 mp camera
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[someone2639]

With 5" lens

 

[psoham777]

& 7" screen
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[BatteryLife]

that breaks easily

 

[someone2639]

With 26389435864466385047674959284036272057362850371639492603 pounds.

 

[psoham777]

With 2mAh battery
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[fatclue_98]

That drains quickly

 

[psoham777]

Not that quickly
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[worldspy99]

And farts loudly

 

[someone2639]

Those processor fans.

 

[psoham777]

20ghz single core.
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[someone2639]

Upgradeable to octa-core.

 

[psoham777]

Only 16gb ram
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[BatteryLife]

DDR3, but lags

 

[someone2639]

Made by Apple.

 

[BatteryLife]

That bends easily

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

like Beckham does

 

[psoham777]

Which has octa-sim...
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[bijak_riyandi]

But still lags

 

[psoham777]

Still not lagdroid

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