Three word story...

[psoham777]

Give him some
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[raycpl]

nasty red rashes

 

[psoham777]

So he could
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[someone2639]

Scream in pain.

 

[psoham777]

Shouting, crying &
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[worldspy99]

nursing the rashes

 

[psoham777]

Help him or
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[raycpl]

remove his brains

 

[someone2639]

Like the Egyptians.

 

[psoham777]

Make him mummy
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[someone2639]

Or a cat.

 

[raycpl]

Like Nastassja Kinski

 

[psoham777]

Make him catwoman.

 

[raycpl]

the European feline

 

[psoham777]

Or wonder woman
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[someone2639]

Not a cat.

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

But a pu$$y

 

[someone2639]

Well, that escalated

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

Hell in (a)cell

 

[psoham777]

On Monday for(us)
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