Three word story...

[someone2639]

On a horse.

 

[psoham777]

Or a donkey

 

[raycpl]

who plays hockey

 

[psoham777]

Like a rat
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[worldspy99]

carrying a bat

 

[piaqt]

in its hat

 

[someone2639]

But then sat.

 

[fatclue_98]

On the toilet

Sent from my LG G3 (today)

 

[raycpl]

seat and wander

 

[someone2639]

away into his

 

[Silence#WP]

type 40 Tardis

 

[raycpl]

which was mushy

 

[Nokia5110]

Nokia thinking ahead

 

[MKD_Bitola]

in the past

 

[psoham777]

For the future
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[worldspy99]

so very bitter

 

[Aniket Bhat]

Yet sweet like

 

[psoham777]

Chillies & sour
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[Vilala]

Cream for breakfast

 

[raycpl]

that hobbits likes