Three word story...

[Luisraul924]

WP is dying.

 

[bokchoy1]

Asphyxiating from laughing.

 

[Luisraul924]

Poor blind ******

 

[Aziz Abdurachman]

Until he got

 

[raycpl]

Malus domestica poisoning

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

or a iPhtone

 

[Luisraul924]

Yes an iPhone

 

[agentmikeyd99]

Was fun but

 

[mrAndersonDaOne]

Brand new Lumia

 

[psoham777]

Was better than

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

a hugggge! IPhtone

 

[Aziz Abdurachman]

sometime they say

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

You're a CookieMonster

 

[someone2639]

But only apples

 

[nomanquadri]

Some prefer lollipops

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

Some prefers bacons,

 

[misterff1]

And some prefer

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

Watching pawn stars

 

[raycpl]

wearing just socks

 

[cyborgnish]

and nothing else