Three word story...

[someone2639]

At her ex

 

[raycpl]

wedding reception hall

 

[someone2639]

Where he ate

 

[Xaly Drogado]

Hannah Montana. And

 

[raycpl]

a big pizza

 

[Markovic]

while he was

 

[worldspy99]

kneading the dough

 

[raycpl]

with dirty fingers

 

[MAHER_Central]

jumped into

 

[someone2639]

Only 2 words

 

[freestaterocker]

Only 2 words

That was funny.

 

[someone2639]

Now moving on...

 

[bokchoy1]

What's that smell?

 

[fatclue_98]

And you ask?
Sent from my big *** Lumia 1520

 

[horseybob]

Where's my beer?

 

[raycpl]

and Frodo's ring?

 

[someone2639]

They're with me!

 

[worldspy99]

Where is Gandalf?

 

[airbornerc]

Here i am

 

[raycpl]

Signed, sealed, delivered