Three word story...

[worldspy99]

lots of vodka

 

[fatclue_98]

And orange juice
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[worldspy99]

fresh from Florida

 

[raycpl]

or the fridge

 

[worldspy99]

block of cheese

 

[juanitoriv]

The Minions decided

 

[worldspy99]

to pass gas

 

[bokchoy1]

and several lumps

 

[worldspy99]

of black coal

 

[horseybob]

thereby terrifying Santa

 

[bokchoy1]

into dumping all

 

[horseybob]

his Elf management

 

[bokchoy1]

and hiring orcs

 

[sanjeet_deshwal]

For taylor swift..

 

[bokchoy1]

Body doubles and

 

[worldspy99]

awesome stunt men

 

[raycpl]

with broken bones

 

[bokchoy1]

all plastered up

 

[worldspy99]

with Sharpie marks

 

[fatclue_98]

Across her back
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