Three word story...

[mikelpikel]

performing bush dances

 

[someone2639]

But bush fighting

 

[worldspy99]

needs big boomerangs

 

[someone2639]

And bigger guns

 

[worldspy99]

like Mad Max

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

in Beyond Thunderdome

 

[raycpl]

with zombie hamsters

 

[bokchoy1]

each wearing a

 

[worldspy99]

conical tin cap

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

to ward off

 

[horseybob]

CIA zombie aliens

 

[mikelpikel]

who actually have

 

[worldspy99]

mind bending powers

 

[raycpl]

over feeble minds

 

[worldspy99]

and wobbly knees

 

[raycpl]

and squeaky bums

 

[worldspy99]

on long stilts

 

[horseybob]

for hanging sheetrock

 

[worldspy99]

with putty tape

 

[horseybob]

coating their UFO