Three word story...

[nickx91]

three word story

 

[worldspy99]

definitely not four

 

[raycpl]

levels of love

... !

 

[bokchoy1]

, the final boss

 

[worldspy99]

decided to divorce

 

[raycpl]

with 50% profit-sharing

... !

 

[worldspy99]

only on Sundays

 

[raycpl]

with dubious donations

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[worldspy99]

from frivolous strangers

 

[bokchoy1]

funding his new

 

[worldspy99]

found first cousin

 

[bokchoy1]

through pyramid schemes

 

[worldspy99]

that were legal

 

[fatclue_98]

She didn't specify

Sent from my Acer Liquid Jade Primo on mTalk

 

[worldspy99]

but did testify

 

[nate0]

that they obliterated

 

[worldspy99]

all the evidence

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

of alien probes

 

[nate0]

Failing to notice

 

[raycpl]

Martians had attacked

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