Three word story...

[worldspy99]

Just like Titanic

 

[fatclue_98]

Jack and Rose

 

[worldspy99]

on the stern

 

[bokchoy1]

singing, "My heart

 

[fatclue_98]

Will go on

 

[raycpl]

just like Windows

... !

 

[nate0]

sad sad song

 

[raycpl]

just keeps going

... !

 

[worldspy99]

like Energizer Bunny

 

[raycpl]

feeding on zombies

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Sprinkled with garlic

 

[nate0]

they keep multiplying

 

[fatclue_98]

Like horny rabbits

 

[raycpl]

having an "accident"

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Additional tax credits

 

[worldspy99]

won't be available

 

[fatclue_98]

Unless Dump resigns

 

[raycpl]

to go bald

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Fallen orange hair

 

[nate0]

Like acid rain