Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Hopeless drunk groundhog

 

[worldspy99]

did a great

 

[mc_razza]

service for Bill

 

[bokchoy1]

but he forgot

 

[worldspy99]

completely about winter

 

[mc_razza]

and other things

 

[worldspy99]

busy having flings

 

[raycpl]

at sushi bars

... !

 

[worldspy99]

with Alex Jones

 

[mc_razza]

and black toe

 

[raycpl]

infected by fungus

... !

 

[mc_razza]

aka cordyceps which

 

[worldspy99]

we're beginning to

 

[raycpl]

receive electroshock therapy

... !

 

[worldspy99]

to cure him

 

[bokchoy1]

of common sense.

 

[nickx91]

job not done.

 

[worldspy99]

Who said that?

 

[fatclue_98]

The milkman did

 

[worldspy99]

chomping on donuts