I'll get my 8X, walk in there, and say: "Hey, MFers.. Convince me why your iTrash Is better!" (Betting they will say "IT JUST WORKS"), then pull my old iPhone out if my pocket, throw it on the ground, and leave. 
I'll get my 8X, walk in there, and say: "Hey, MFers.. Convince me why your iTrash Is better!" (Betting they will say "IT JUST WORKS"), then pull my old iPhone out if my pocket, throw it on the ground, and leave. 
Why would anyone want to make an a** of themselves by doing something like that? Oh, the maturity! -_-
Here's an idea - how about just enjoying your 8X and letting the Apple fans enjoy their iPhones? Also, some people actually like both platforms. I just went WP8 with my Lumia 810, but I still use my iPhone 4 as an iPod touch. Absolutely nothing wrong with it.