Weirdest Nicknames possible

[someone2639]

Think of the weirdest, oddest, creepiest, or funniest nickname you've heard (or had). I'll start:
Ernesto agapito garces con ya de abelar.

 

[xandros9]

"Ah-bunny-a-budda-a-boo" III (I forget the spelling entirely)

 

[someone2639]

I used to be called Magic Head by one of my friends.

 

[aximtreo]

Not one given to me but I love the Long Beach State "Dirtbags".