Just for those curious, I called customer service. They told me to hold the power button and up volume button at the same time till it booted me into UEFI screen. As soon as i get there, don't do anything but then shut down the computer by holding the power button for thirty seconds. Then boot it up. It booted up in 10-20 seconds this time. Tried again, boots up in 10-20 seconds consistently.
I'm not considering it fixed till it's like this for a week. I'm extremely wary about that 'fix' since i didn't actually do anything. Anybody have any ideas as to what i'm doing internally by booting up the UEFI screen and just shutting it down?
Alright guys, i'm a filthy liar. I saw the posts above where you guys were talking about it taking for ever when the keypad is folded under so i tested it out a few times.
When keyboard is attached and folded underneath when I boot it: On average it takes 2 minutes and 17 seconds to boot
When keyboard is attached but in the upright position: On Average it takes 15 seconds to boot
When keyboard is not attached: On Average it takes 10 seconds
I wonder what the issue is then since it only happens when the keyboard is folded