Ban the post above you! Game!

There once was a man on our thread,
Who wanted his post count ahead,
But I proclaimed “HEY MAN!!
This will end with a BAN!!”
So I watched as he tucked tail and fled.
 
What has become to the world we live when a glowing greenie wormy thing wants to ban a dog!! BANNED
 
Worms, nothing. My pooch was banned, with the rest of humanity, by ... glowing slugs.

Ewwwwwww.

Banned for leaving bright slime trails.
 
Banned because the trails are useful for lighting the way. We can all use some light in our lives. Even worms.
 
eeewww BANNED for suggesting we get enlightened by following the path of rear-end secretion of a glowing squirmy greenie thingy!!