Ban the post above you! Game!

Banned for being sorry, not banning for the baklava, because anyone can get that if they are near a Greek place.
 
Banned because "banned" and your username both have six letters(excluding special characters). Coincidence??
No, its destiny. You are destined to be banned!
 
I don't believe in destiny or predetermined outcomes.

Banned for not living in reality with me.
 
Banned... What, you didn't see it coming? It's a predetermined destiny in this place.
 
Banned for dissing the dog. You should hope he doesn't come along and use you like a tree.