Banned for helping me realize time travel is impossible:
To remove the shame of being ninja'ed i decided to invent time travel to go back to 30 seconds before the offending post and stop myself.
i decided i would dedicate my life to the creation of time travel and then come back to the same point and tell myself how i did it (so i wouldn't have to dedicate my life to it). I did not appear immediately with the instructions leaving me to realize that time travel is impossible !