You're banned, along with this ridiculous flooding and never-ending rain that is bringing out all the creepy-crawlies around and I also ban the giant roach who is now MIA somewhere behind my TV, waiting to leap out any moment (why did I think I could squish him by the ceiling with a meter stick stabbed through a cardboard box? These things can survive nuclear war! I heard him laughing as he soared through the air to his new fortress.) and I also ban the bug with a thousand legs who crawled on the wall above my pillow, and who is also MIA somewhere behind my head right now due to an unfortunate flick of the wrist as I leapt back from his attacks while attempting to scoop him up on notepaper. You're banned for not banning these bugs sooner.