Ban the post above you! Game!

Banned for banning slower learning kids and gloating about his gaming stats in signature at the same time :D
 
Banned for having Mr. Jobs as your avatar... Even if he is handling a WP
 
I'd like to ban that, but have no reason, that was a valid and hilarious ban. ;) So I'm banning You because I bl***y can :)
 
Banned for not having a period.

Not that I want you to suffer for a week, but for using bad punctuation.
 
Banned for needing clarification, instead of taking appropriate measures on your own.