Ban the post above you! Game!

Yeah. Thanks for banning. As a reply, you are formally banned, too. Please take it. Quack quack quack... I'm just trying to learn pengish. :p
 
Ahh, I won't, who knows you might turn into another penguin, 1 penguin is too much to handle.
Oh, I just forgot to ban you, banned
 
First - Banned because you're the first one I've seen here today.

Second - Banned because you were going to blow the whole 100K posts thread up with your torpedoes. :p

And third - Banned because... quack quack quack quack, understand?

Banned for assuming I speak duck.
 
Because the WPC app on my 930 coincidentally shows that your post is on page 930, I'm at the mood to ban you. You're banned.
 
Oh, come on!! Everyone knows it is the post count that matters, not some ironic page number!!

Geez....

Banned, oh #9297.... so stinking banned.
 
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