Whelp, I visited my store today (Pentagon City in VA) and they are getting a million times better at the stonewalling.
I asked if I could find out where I was on the list, and they said no/they can't tell/they are apparently calling people each day.
I asked if there was a direct line I could call since the call center never has answers about what's going on in the stores. Nope.
I needed something for my Xbox and took someone's suggestion of looking at the phone number on the receipt. Same as the number online.
My annoyance at this situation is ticking up here. This is the first time MS has ever launched a product that is physical (not software/downloadable), mass-market, and only sold by their physical and online stores and it really really shows here. /endrant.