'Build a letter game' to Microsoft using 2 words...

[Richard Culverhouse]

and Klingon.

 

[guillams]

Microsoft please

 

[Dario Federico]

Forgive me

 

[Jas00555]

For wearing

 

[guillams]

An Android

 

[Great deal]

smart hat

 

[Dave Bhullar]

I want

 

[guillams]

Same hat

 

[Richard Culverhouse]

With a

 

[Great deal]

plastic straw

 

[Jas00555]

Sucking through

 

[Great deal]

1TB Onedrive

 

[Great deal]

The letter so far (little disturbing but hey!

Dear Microsoft.....

Im quite disappointed to see if the general situation will be fixed by Gandalf the brother of Fred the Brazilian footballer who likes Neymar's girlfriend so much that he would bang his head on the nearest tree. Further more, dear Microsoft, please note that I will continue complaining about the size of bezel of my brand new Lumia phone with lagdroid version cheesepieplumcandycake....didnt see it coming.

Also , please show us naked ladies and men, for we believe in nudist camps. Make sure to undress aforementioned people in case they're still wanna eat yesterdays chicken, while we wake up and sing 'Lumia Lumia' performed by Satya Nadella whilst wearing absolutely nothing except my invisibility cloak. Make sure to hide browsing history when NSA find XXX or else say ‘uncle’.

We, the pro nudists, hereby proclaim Apples iPhone has slavery and must be exterminated as soon as possible. WPCentral has told us the truth about your plan to bring the prehistoric monsters to live next to the Apple in Frisco.

We reckon..Wait, What?..Breaking News!!!

The Aliens are here sucking my battery dry with their huge tentacles and illegible text messages written in bad English and Klingon.

Microsoft please forgive me for wearing an Android Smart Hat, I want same hat with a plastic straw sucking through 1TB Onedrive…..

 

[Richard Culverhouse]

All the

 

[Lumio]

Jibber Jabbers

 

[guillams]

Or whatever

 

[Great deal]

Mclaren was

 

[Jas00555]

Has left

 

[Richard Culverhouse]

, thankfully. Now, ...

 

[piaqt]

move it!